Be careful what you say I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS > > A guy goes to the supermarket and notices > an attractive woman waving at him. She says > hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't > place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do > you know me?' > To which she replies, 'I think you're the > father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels > back to the only time he has ever been > unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are > you the stripper from my bachelor party that I > made love to on the pool table with all my > buddies watching while your partner whipped my > butt with wet celery??? > > She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, > I'm your son's teacher.
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