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Old 07-03-2008, 10:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Be careful what you say

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
>
> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices
> an attractive woman waving at him. She says
> hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't
> place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do
> you know me?'
> To which she replies, 'I think you're the
> father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels
> back to the only time he has ever been
> unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are
> you the stripper from my bachelor party that I
> made love to on the pool table with all my
> buddies watching while your partner whipped my
> butt with wet celery???
>
> She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No,
> I'm your son's teacher.
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