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Old 08-29-2008, 07:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Blond twins

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway just jumping for joy!

I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck,
and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!"

I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and
down, told me that she was pregnant!


I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her,

"That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more."
I asked, "What do you mean 'more'???"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby.

We are going to have TWINS!!!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked
her how she knew...and she said.......











"Well, that was the easy part... I went to Wal-Mart...and they
actually had a home pregnancy test kit in a twin-pack. And...


Both tests came out positive!"

Paul in VT

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
-- Steven Wright
 
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