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Old 09-01-2008, 01:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The Indians are Always Right

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their
tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky; what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says: Astronomically speaking, it
tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord
is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it
seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo. Someone stole tent."

Paul in VT

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
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Old 09-01-2008, 10:37 AM   #2 (permalink)
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