After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment

of a prostate test by the National Health Service,

a guy decided to have this next test carried out

while visiting friends in San Francisco , where

the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more

gentle and accommodating.

He lay naked on his side on the table

and the nurse began the examination.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's

quite normal to get an erection." said the nurse.

"I haven't got an erection," said the man.

"No, but I have," replied the nurse .


Moral: Don't have this procedure done in San Francisco !