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Photos, DNA Of Bigfoot To Be Shown At Press Conference







Washington (ChattahBox) - Two professional American hunters have claimed to have found the dead body of the real Bigfoot. The body has since been placed in a freezer for storage, as they get set to present photos, and DNA evidence at a press conference tomorrow.
Matthew Whitton, a police officer in Clayton County, Georgia, and Rick Dyer, a former corrections officer made the discovery in the woods of Georgia.
The two professional hunters may have managed to actually unravel one of the biggest mysteries known to man, whether or not the legendary forest creature Bigfoot is real.
The two have set up a major press conference which will take place tomorrow, Friday in Palo Alto, California.
DNA, as well as photos of this legendary creature are going to be on display for the world to see.
The two stated on their Web site, SearchingForBigfoot.com, that they have discovered the body.
They stated that they had to put the creature in the freezer to keep it “fresh.”
They claim that Bigfoot is 7 feet, 7 inches tall, and weighs in at more than 500 pounds.
He had reddish hair, as well as gray eyes. His footprint is reportedly 26-and three quarter inches long, and five and three-quarter inches wide..
Veteran Bigfoot hunter Tom Biscardi has seen the body and has stated that it is genuine.


I have no doubt they found something -but Im sure it was some guy who hasnt taken a shower in a few dozen years -

Deanster

Hmmm... First of all Big Foot lives in MY neighborhood! Second of all I've never heard of this town (from above):

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"In other news, the World's Hairiest Man disappeared while out for a hike in the woods of Washington state last week....."

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Bigfoot Hoaxers Say It Was a 'Big Joke'

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ATLANTA, Georgia (Aug. 21) -- The two men who claimed to have found the carcass of Bigfoot have surfaced to say: Hey, it was just a joke.
Not everyone is laughing.
In an exclusive interview with CNN affiliate WSB, the two hoaxers -- car salesman Rick Dyer and now-fired police officer Matt Whitton -- said the whole situation began as a joke and then got out of hand.
"It's just a big hoax, a big joke," Dyer said.
"It's Bigfoot," Dyer explained. "Bigfoot doesn't exist."
Whitton chimed in: "All this was a big joke. It got into something way bigger than it was supposed to be."
At a news conference in California last week, the two men had stood by their claims that they had discovered Bigfoot's corpse and had it on ice. Scientific analysis would prove it, they said.
Not quite.
Now the two Georgia men admit that the hairy, icy blob was an Internet-purchased Sasquatch costume stuffed with possum roadkill and slaughterhouse leftovers.
Whitton and Dyer say that when they came up with the hoax, they had no idea it would become a media circus.
"It got legs and ran. It's crazy now," Dyer told WSB.
Co-hoaxer Whitton agrees: "It started off as some YouTube videos and a Web site. We're all about having fun."
"Fun" isn't exactly how Clayton County Police Chief Jeff Turner sees it. He has kicked Whitton off the police force.
"He lied on national TV," Turner says of Whitton, "so a defense attorney now could say, 'How do we know you're not lying now?' "
Whitton and Dyer had announced that they had found the body of a 7-foot-7-inch, 500-pound half-ape, half-human creature while hiking in the north Georgia mountains in June. They also said they had spotted about three similar living creatures.
Still unclear is how much money Whitton and Dyer got out of the hoax.
Steve Kulls, who maintains the SquatchDetective Web site and hosts a similarly named Internet radio program, first interviewed Dyer on July 28 for the radio program. On August 12, Kulls said, Dyer and Whitton "requested an undisclosed sum of money as an advance, expected from the marketing and promotion."
Two days later, after signing a receipt and counting the money, Dyer and Whitton showed the Searching for Bigfoot team the freezer containing what they claimed was the carcass: "Something appearing large, hairy and frozen in ice," Kulls wrote on the Web site.
It was, as many had suspected, an ape-like costume stuffed with entrails.
After the news conference last week, Dyer and Whitton disappeared from view. The truth came out over the weekend.
In a Web posting this week, Kulls wrote that "action is being instigated against the perpetrators."
The two hoaxers have hired attorney Steve Lister to represent them.
"There have been some threats made to them for both civil and criminal prosecution," Lister said.
The attorney says the Bigfoot incident "got out of hand."
Dyer, asked whether he ever thought that the hoopla had become more than just a joke, implied that everyone should have known it was a hoax.
"Well, we told 10 different stories," he said. "Everyone knew we were lying."

Paul in VT

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
-- Steven Wright