Now could you remind me...Just how much does your wife have you insured for?...
So I get up last night to see what the dogs are barking at. While on their barking fit, one of them must have turned up the edge of an area rug in the hallway.
(Imagine the sound of a 62 year old man slamming into a hardwood floor)
Net result, bruised right shoulder.
After a half-hearted attempt to sleep (in minor pain) I head out to the shop this morning. Someone (of wifely persuasion) left an extention cord laying in the floor. (I have NO idea why) I pick up one end and start rolling it up. At that point I figure out the middle of the cord is wrapped around a 12' 2X4 that's leaning against the wall.
(Imagine the sound of a 12' 2X4 impacting the left temple of the SAME 62 year old man)
(Now, imagine the sound of a 62 year old 2X4 to the head old man slamming into the CONCRETE floor)
Bleeding from the temple, SAME shoulder bruised AGAIN, I walk back into the house. SAME wife (that left extention cord on floor) sees me bleeding and goes into the RN in the operating room mode.
Needless to say this has been a LONG day. Wife, 3 kids (and their mates) along with 5 grandkids now think I'm a danger to myself. (If they only knew.....)
I'm going to bed early tonight. Gonna HOPEFULLY wake up to a better day tomorrow.